Selfies Photo Album

Knock Knock has created just the thing for the egocentrics in your life.Selfies,a photo album of me, myself, and I.

“We all take selfies—now there’s a three-dimensional place to keep and display them. So get your pics off the device and into this blatantly selfie-obsessed book. After all, aren’t you the most important subject there is?”

  • Looking for funny gifts? It’s the first photo album just for selfies!
  • Actual mirror on cover for all your selfie needs
  • Padded hardcover; 6.5 x 6.5 inches; 32 pages with slots for inserting photos”

Lord, save us from ourselves selfies…

Will I Make A Good Superhero? Chart

Superhero

Will I Make A Good Superhero? is a stupendously handy poster aid that will help you answer that very question.

You’re considering a career as a superhero. You’re itching to know what you’ll wear, how you’ll schedule your day, the types of foes you’ll face. Display this chart in your home, office, or fortress to tackle these hard questions before ridding the world of evil.

This much needed poster for any aspiring superhero is available for purchase here.

(via LaughingSquid)

The NoPhone

Project image

This NoPhone made me laugh. Boasting itself as a technology free alternative to constant hand to phone contact that allows you to stay connected to the real world.

The testimonials are even funnier:

“I used to sleep with my phone in my hand, but my night terrors would cause me to hurl it across the room in an unconscious panic. With the NoPhone, I can still enjoy the comfort of holding a phone in my sleep, without waking up to a shattered screen. Thanks, NoPhone.” -David H

“With the NoPhone, my eye contact skills have improved 73%.” -Whitney R

“Because of the NoPhone, I haven’t drunk texted my ex boyfriend in one whole week.” -Craig G

“Not a real phone.” -Katie A

Here’s what the makers say in their own words:

“Phone addiction is real. And it’s everywhere. It’s ruining your dates. It’s distracting you at concerts. It’s disrupting you in movie theaters. It’s clogging up sidewalks. Now, there is a real solution.

Introducing the NoPhone, a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact.

With a thin, light and completely wireless design, the NoPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device, enabling you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment. Never again experience the unsettling feeling of flesh on flesh when closing your hand.

How it Works

Pick it up. Hold it.”

You can help support the NoPhone project by backing them on Kickstarter HERE.

NoPhone. Heck YES.

(via RYOT)